Thursday, August 22, 2024

Bein Hazmanim at The Beach

 Please note going in water without a life guard is dangerous. This is for those looking for fresh ocean air or to play in the sand.

Lakewood is close proximity to the Jersey shore but for obvious tznius reasons most beaches are not accessible.  However there are some spots one can go to during off peak hours usually on the weekdays or in the evenings.

-Island beach state park - has usually just fishing during the week - exit 83 on the parkway. There is a fee to enter but you can find a private stretch.

 -Ocean Avenue in W. Long Branch after 5:30

-Mantoloking, drive down Cederbridge all the way go over a bridge Take the road after the bridge to the end  you hit rt 35 Make a right at the light  the road runs along the beach. To the left there are small side streets you can park for the beach. or you can park on side streets to the right. After 5-6 pm you can enter without a pass

 -Sandy Hook gateway national recreation area. This park is 45 minutes from Lakewood free entrance on weekdays  lots of beaches and during the week you can find lots of empty secluded areas as you go further out. Take rt 36 to the end. Picnic areas available

17 comments:

  1. FYI parts of Sandy Hook are clothing optional beaches

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  2. LOL Sandy Hook is a nude beach! Great suggestion for Lakewood Yungerlite to go there with their families

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    1. Nobody arrives there by mistake. There are miles of beach there, and only a tiny part is clothing optional. No yungerman who finds himself there did so by mistake, there are clear signs and you can't see it from anywhere else.

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  3. Don't go to island beach, and certainly don't go with your family.

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    1. Why not Island Beach? there are plent of quiet spots as long as you dont go on Sunday (Weekend)

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    2. Island beach is a notorious gay hookup stop

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    3. Where did you get that from
      (Some of us prefer to be innocent)

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  4. Off hours at beach do not have lifeguards

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  5. So stupid , Island beach is great and it is free

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  6. All beaches are ossur

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    1. Yes, it is ossur to eat a beach. On Yom Kippur. It is ossur to build a house on a beach on Shabbos. And if the beach belongs to someone else, it is ossur to use it without permission (if you are a גברא דעביד למיגר, or it is a חצר דקיימא לאגרא). I assume some emptyhead commenters will also say that it's ossur to vote democrat on the beach.

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    2. Why is it ossur to eat a beach?

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    3. Is it mutar to vote Democrat on a beach?

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    4. People often use beaches as a mikvah. Yes, that involves getting in the water.

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    5. Its ossur to eat a beach on Yom Kippur. Even though its אינו ראוי לאכילה, we still consider it forbidden, as per Pri Megadim and MB.

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    6. 6:43 pm,
      On the pervert beach

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  7. ליכא דרכא אחרינא

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