Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Lakewood kids rejoice with Trump win, no more whole wheat bread

A Trump victory was good news to many Lakewood kids but nothing to do with politics.
Parents, Rebbeim, and moros were having a hard time with kids not eating school lunches as the kids refused to comply with  regulations implemented by first lady Michelle Obama. The menu calls for whole grain whole wheat bread and no white or rye bread. According to a report the New school lunch standards implemented as a result of First Lady Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign have led to more than 1 million children leaving the lunch line. The kids hope with a new president the good old lunches will be served.



    There is a Township Committee meeting tomorrow night at 231 3rd Street at 7:30 PM.

    We urge all concerned residents of Lakewood to attend to show support. If you are concerned about the unimpeded growth, congestion, density and traffic, this is your chance! If you can, prepare a 4 minute speech. If not, please come anyway and fill up seats in the room so that we can have a strong showing of concerned residents.

    "But I'm not the type of guy to do these things" - It's okay, com anyway and just sit and watch (and clap)
    "But all we'll get is insincere promises" - Come anyway. Ask the difficult questions and demand action from the committee members.

    It's time to take a stand and to tell our elected officials that this can't continue!

  2. Trump is gonna give each kid a pack of smokes and a certificate to one of his casinos

  3. My son sings a song about Michelle Obama's whole wheat plan.
    It goes like this:
    "Michelle Obama,
    You're not my Mama,
    Don't tell me to eat,
    Disgusting whole wheat!"

  4. Michelle Obama your not my Shvigger.......