Israel At War Friday March 21

 Israel at war day 532

Chevro. Sounded in Yerushalayim tonight according to foreign media when Another Houtie missle was launched towards Israel tonight and was shot down reports of some fragments that fell inside an Arab village near chevron.

- According to Lebanon news Al Akhbar, Egypt has agreed to accept a half a million Gazans, almost a third of all of Gaza. They’d be relocated to a city in Sinai. 

- In response to the launches from Gaza, The northern Gaza Strip is now on fire after IDF strikes.

- Red alerts in Ashkelon: Two rockets were launched from Gaza and intercepted by Iron Dome

- Hamas in a press release: “We deny reports in the Israeli media that talks on a deal have been halted. Hamas is still at the "heart of the negotiations" and is acting responsibly. Various proposals, including Witkoff's, are still being discussed.”

Rav Dov Landau: If You Voted for WZO You Must Retract It

 The israeli edition of Yated Ne'eman' today quoted the words of Rav Dov Lando last night against the World  Zionist Organization: "It is forbidden to participate in the Zionist Organization, which is entirely kefira against Hashem and against a the holy nation to Hashem. Voting in elections is a very severe prohibition and those who can must cancel their vote."

"אסור להשתתף בהסתדרות הציונית שכולה כפירה בהשם ובעם קדוש להשם. להצביע בבחירות זה איסור חמור מאוד ומי שיכול חייב לבטל את הצבעתו

Friday March 21 News Updates Lakewood

Friday, March 21, 2025 / כ״א אדר תשפ״ה

ערב שבת פרשת ויקהל פרשת פרה

Candle lighting 6:52 pm

Shkiah/Sunset 7:10 pm

Weather: 53° Windy with sunshine Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.

Friday night low 35

Shabbos day 62° and sunny

- Eretz Hakodesh marketing again in the frum papers spending thousands on numerous ads, while youngeleit are boycotting the papers.

- A small earthquake shook parts of central New Jersey on Friday morning, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. The 1.8-magnitude quake struck shortly before 8:30 a.m. about 4.5 miles from Gladstone in northern Somerset County, according to USGS.

- BDE: Petirah of  R' Eliyahu Fink Z”L  from Monsey  who was struck and  killed on the Garden State Parkway late last night. He leaves behind a wife and 3 children a son of Rabbi Aaron Fink, founder of Ateres Bais Yaakov. 

According to New Jersey State Police, the fatal accident occurred just before 1 a.m. on the northbound lanes near milepost 146.5 in Essex County. Troopers arriving at the scene found R’ Eli Z”L lying in the roadway, gravely injured and unresponsive.  Apparently he was involved in a car accident and went to check his car when he was hit by onother car.

- Tefillos for The Vizhnitzer Rebbe of Lakewood/ Yerushalayim, Rav Lazer Hager shlita who has been diagnosed with a serious illness. The doctors have discovered the illness at an early stage. The rebbe is known for his helping people with medical referrals and advice.

Name is Eliezer Zev ben Sima Mirel.

- The long-running lawsuit between Yeshiva University and the YU Pride Alliance was settled, bringing an end to all litigation. As part of the settlement, YU has agreed to recognize a new club for LGBTQ students, to be known as “Hareni.”

- Trump: No District Court Judge, or any Judge, can assume the duties of the President of the United States. Only Crime and Chaos would result. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

- Levaya of Rav Pinchos Kahan ZTL at yeshiva Chaim Berlin 10:00am watch live hook up HERE 

- Lakewood Police along with Brick Toms River and Manchester PD planning a massive traffic enforcement along Rt 70 following many car accidents recently along the corridor. Lakewood mayor made this announcement at the township meeting last night in response to the high car crash rates.

- Lakewood Committee was aakes about Central Ave  that the problem still exists after all the construction as cars keep coming out from caranetta and block traffic. There was no response

Trump Extends Deadline to Halt Congestion Pricing to 30 days, Threatens Funds to NYC 

- Giyus: a large protest of 10,000 is scheduled for this Thursday in Yerushalayim by the sefardi Rabbonim,against the drafting of yeshiva students, will take place at Shmuel hanavie st and Yechezkel.

-Isreal High Court freezes dismissal of Shin Bet chief Ronen Bar.

- Heeding the call of the roshei yeshiva regarding the media pushing Eretz Hakodesh slate for WZO, several Lakewood youngekeit have canceled their subscription of weekly newspapers and magazines. Rav Aaron Feldman shlita said the way to counter the money campaign is with boycotting the media.

- The Israeli government has voted unanimously to end Ronen Bar’s term as Shin Bet chief, the Prime Minister’s Office announced in a statement early Friday morning. Bar will end his role on April 10 or when a new Shin Bet chief is appointed - whichever comes first.

מכתב תשובה מהג""ר מלכיאל קוטלר שליט"א בענין WZO Elections

Oif Simchas Thursday 21 Adar

Chasunas:

Fenster - Kleinbard Bais Faiga

Teichman  - Bergman Lake Terrace

Katz - Weiss Ne"emas Hachaim

Leiner - Young Cedar Palace

Weingarten- Schnourman Kesser Moshe Yehuda 

Kaplan - Bornsteyn Fountain Ballroom 

- Hashkafa in the workplace Q&A with Rabbi Yaakov Bender at Yeshiva Shaagas Aryeh hall

- Chumash Shiur by Harav Yeruchom Olshin shlita 11:30 pm at B"M Ateres Bracha live 646-726-9977

Thursday March 20 News Updates Lakewood

March 20th first day of Spring

weather: 54° Cloudy. 

Tonight: Rain early.Chance of rain 100%. Rainfall near a half an inch. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.

- Trump: The Fake News is at it again, this time the Failing New York Times. They said, incorrectly, that Elon Musk is going to the Pentagon tomorrow to be briefed on any potential “war with China.” How ridiculous?” China will not even be mentioned or discussed. How disgraceful it is that the discredited media can make up such lies. Anyway, the story is completely untrue!!!

- Trump: Judge James Boasberg is doing everything in his power to usurp the Power of the Presidency. He is a local, unknown Judge, a Grandstander, looking for publicity, and it cannot be for any other reason, because his “Rulings” are so ridiculous, and inept. SAVE AMERICA!

- Matzav reports on the BMG Asifa "Rav Aharon Feldman, in his remarks, critiqued the opinions of senior gedolim who have come out in support of the Eretz HaKodesh party and also criticized the frum media for not reporting properly on the topic and for promoting the Eretz HaKodesh campaign.'

- Trump is scheduled to spend the weekend at his golf resort in Bedminster, New Jersey, his first time returning to state as president during his second term.

 - The White House posted a photo of a Frum Boy wearing a yarmulka named Max during the Trump executive order signing  to dismantle the department of education.

- President Trump just signed an executive order to eliminate the U.S. Department of Education.

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt on President Trump's EO slashing the Department of Education "The Department of Education was founded in the 1970 and since then we have spent more than $3 trillion at this bureaucracy. What has been the ROI for the taxpayer? Our children's test scores are incredibly concerning when it comes to literacy rates, math, and science test scores."

"This president is finally taking much needed action to return education where it belongs. That's to educators closest to students in their classrooms in their respective states."

-New Jersey lobbyists spent $103 million in 2024 on efforts to influence legislation and executive actions in the state Legislature, a 4.1% increase from 2023, according to annual reports filed with the New Jersey Election Commission. Receiving the most attention (other than the state budget), were bills changing the state's public records law, expanding protections for people with medical debt and changes to the Transportation Trust fund.(oneJerseySchorr)

- BDE: Petirah of Harav Pinchas Kahn zt"l  long time R"M  in Yeshiva Chaim Berlin, from the early talmidim of Rav Hutner ZTL. He was in his 80's the Levaya will take place tomorrow 10 am at Yeshiva off Coney Island ave in Flatbush.

Shiva for kosson rebbetzin A"H is at 55 Bradhurst Oak and Vine

- Lakewood dangerous roads

car crash report for February 2025

 450 Total crashes resulting in 50 crashes with injuries including 9 Pedestrian struck (2.11 weekly)

In January there was 472 Total crashes with 11 Pedestrian struck (2.6 weekly)

- Continued tehillim for  Yair Yehoshua ben Chaya A  Toms river boy who was hit yesterday by a car he has BH slightly improved 

- Lakewood township committee meeting virtual only today 5:30 pm watch livestream Here see agenda Here 

30 year tax abatements for 8 story bldng in Cedarbridge

 approves Colliers Engineering & Design, Inc preparation and submission of a grant application for a project with a cost not to exceed $10,200.00.

- A Grassroots effort by Lakewood youngeleit to have the billboards on rt 9 stop advertising for Eretz Hakodesh. While one has the option to not allow newspapers into their homes, the content on the billboards are up for everyone to see.  Following the call of the roshei yeshiva there's a campaign to have the ads pulled.

- Milk crate Cafe opens on rt 70

- Bordeaux restaurant with soft opening in former seared location 

- Today is the 30th yortzeit of the Posek Hador Hagaon Reb Sholomo Zalmen Auerbach ztz"l.

A phenomenal story about his unique personality and Hanhogo as just said by Rav Michoel Sorotzkin in an event in Lakewood

Watch HERR

- Trump: Tom Homan: “In four weeks, we arrested more criminal aliens in the interior of the United States than Joe Biden did in a year...Border numbers right now are down 96%...We did in six weeks what Joe Biden refused to do in four years."

- Wrong-way crash on Route 70 in Lakewood sends five to hospital with serious injuries

- Thousands head to Lizhensk for yartzeit of the rebbe reb Meilich. There were chartered flights by lalechet travel.

Audio: Asifa in BMG against Hakodesh/WZO

Asifa held in Lakewood Yeshiva  against the Eretz Hakodesh slate marketing campaign in America to get frum Jews to vote in the WZO elections. Rav Aaron Feldman shlita spoke I'm English said  the WZO is paying for all adverrisements in the frum "KOSHER"media and Billboards in Lakewood. They were paid off and wont even post an opposing opinion.While they have more money than us, he said we have the power of the boycot to stop patronizing the websites and stop buying the weekly papers and magazines. It's a churban that Eretz Hakodesh is marketing in America when the Roshei yeshiva in the US are opposed to this. It's a churban what they are doing by legitimizing zionisim and making it like there are 2 sides and acceptable by trying to change the frum Torah community. Anyone who speaks out is labeled as a kanoi or right-winger he said. He refuted the claims and basis of support of gedolim who eretz hakodesh said support them.

For a clear recording call 732-952-1900 Press 6, and then 99 first is Rav Neuman

Press # for Rav Feldman. Press # again for Rav Malkiel.

Audio below: 

Rav Malkiel Kotler Rosh Yeshiva BMG (Yiddish)

Rav Aharon Feldman Rosh Yeshiva Ner Yisroel (English)

Rav Yisroel Neuman Rosh Yeshiva BMG (Yiddish)

Credit Harehbetzba

Israel At War Thurs March 20

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- Massive air strikes by US military aircraft on Houthi targets now in the Al-Asaid area of Saada province.

- The IDF carried out massive airstrikes in Lebanon.

- IDF says missile from Yemen  shot down outside Israeli territory 

- Sirens sounding in Central Israel and Jerusalem. Yemen houthis fired another missile.

-The IDF has eliminated Hamas's general security chief, Rashid Jarjouh

- The Hamas senior commander Osama Tabash, who was eliminated by the IDF today, was the person who commanded the "ceremony" that Hamas held to return the bodies of Shiri Bibas and her children Kfir and Ariel. HYD

- Three rockets fired from Gaza at Tel Aviv as Hamas resumes attacks.One projectile intercepted, two hit open areas, ni injuries reported.

- IDF downs Houthi missile as sirens send millions in central Israel to shelters at 4 a.m.

13 people injured as Tel Aviv and Jerusalem-area residents rush to bomb shelters; Yemeni rebels claim to have been targeting Ben Gurion Airport; flights briefly disrupted by attack.

Fragments found in Rishon LeZion after the interception of the rocket fired from the Gaza Strip.

 -ABC report: The IDF has distributed leaflets in the Gaza Strip that state that Trump’s plan will soon be implemented – “The plan will force you to be displaced, whether you like it or not.” 

- IDF forces have begun ground operations in recent hours on the coastal axis in the Beit Lahia area in the northern Gaza Strip. Before the operation, the IDF and Shin Bet attacked Ham's terror infrastructure and anti-tank launch sites in the area.

-IDF Spokesperson in Arabic: Over the past few hours, our forces have launched limited ground operations in the center and south of the Gaza Strip with the aim of expanding the defense zone between the north and south of the Gaza Strip. During the operation, the forces expanded to the center of the Netzarim axis. 

Hashkafa: The Shidduch Salalvation The Rabbis Want to Implementbis

Hashkafa with Reb Gershon Ribner shlita 

The shidduch salvation the convening rabbis yearn to implement

Oif Simchas Wed 20 Adar

Chasunas:

Deutsch - Steinharter Fountain Ballroom

Chase - Zimmerman Ne'emas Hachaim

Levin - Goodman Lake Terrace 

Morgan - Fishman - Ateres Chaim Elazar

Silberstein  - Hertzog Kesser Moshe Yehuda 

Landau -  Brown Cedar Palace 

Pressman  - Storch Bais Faiga

Parlor meeting for Chasdei Lev at Eagle Ridge

Tonight: Atzeres Kinus Hisoirerus in BMG Hashkofa on Joining the WZO

 A Atzeres kinus Hisoirerus will take place tonight at the Lakewood yeshiva Bais Medrash Govoha  with the participation of Roshei Yeshiva and gedolei Torah regarding the current elections for the  World Zionist Organization (WZO)

 Topic of discussion. The Hashkofas Hatorah  on joining the WZO and how it pertains to us currently. Will take place at Beren Hall 6:30pm all bnei Hayeshiva are asked to participate.

Speakers 

Rav Malkiel Kotler shlit

Rav Aaron Feldman shlita R"Y Ner Yisroel Baltimore

Rav Yisroel Neuman shlita 

Listen live Call in number on BMG conference line 857-347-0100 pin 125005#

Bingo Mesamchei Lev Pesach 2025

 Bingo/Mesamchei Lev Pesach Yom Tov special price list sale starts today 3/19- 3/25

Wednesday March 19 News Updates Lakewood

Weather:60° Sunny to partly cloudy.

- A asifas rabbanim took place tonight at yeshiva Toras Aaron  in Lakewood to address the inyan of WZO elections so Rabbonim can hear  first hand from gedolim and educate their kehilos. The Lakewood roshei yeshiva were their with  participation of Rav Aaron Feldman shlita and Rav Yitzchok Lichtenstein shlita.

- BDE: Petirah of Rebbetzin Chaya Malka Rottenberg a”h, the Kosoner Rebbetzin of Lakewood/Oak & Vine she was 68.

A daughter of the Desj Rebbe ZTL

Levaya tool place tonight at the bais medrash of the Kossoner rebbe shlita with kevurah in Deans, NJ at Floral Park cemetery 

- A packed crowd earlier tomight At the Atzeres in BMG against the WZO Thousands attended Rav Aaron Feldman spoke very detailed refuting the video posted about Rav Chaim Kanievsky. He also said he called Rav Shmuel Kamenetzkys house and was told that Rav Shmuelbis not supportive of Eretz Hakodesh.

Rav Feldman  put blame on the frum news media calling for a boycott on Mishpacha and Ami Magazine he mentioned the Yated email list was used to advertise as well.

Rav Yisroel Neuman spoke out strongly against wzo.

- All those Prime trucks at blueclaws parking lot  are being used for the The Chasdei Lev Lakewood distribution  taking place this Sunday

- A Toms River man has been convicted of vehicular homicide in a high-speed crash that killed R' Feivy Mandel ZTL a Lakewood youngerman in 2022, the Ocean County Prosecutor's Office said. Alejandro Huerta-Arias, 26, was found guilty Tuesday following a nearly two-week trial before Superior Court Judge Dina M. Vicari, Prosecutor Bradley D. Billhimer said. "The jury concluded beyond a reasonable doubt that Huerta-Arias recklessly operated a motor vehicle which caused the death of Mr. Mandel," Authorities later said Huerta-Arias,was driving an average of 93 mph at the time of the crash. The speed limit in the area is 40 mph. Huerta-Arias is scheduled to be sentenced by Vicari on May 16 and faces 10 years in prison, subject to the terms of the No Early Release Act, officials said.

- Trump: Reports are coming in that while Iran has lessened its intensity on Military Equipment and General Support to the Houthis, they are still sending large levels of Supplies. Iran must stop the sending of these Supplies IMMEDIATELY. Let the Houthis fight it out themselves. Either way they lose, but this way they lose quickly. Tremendous damage has been inflicted upon the Houthi barbarians, and watch how it will get progressively worse — It's not even a fair fight, and never will be. They will be completely annihilated!

- Bingo: New Sushi Department now open at Lakewood location buy 2 rolls get one free or lesser value 

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- Tefillos for a young child suffered serious injuries after being struck by a vehicle on Hickory Street in Toms River this morning name is s Yair Yehoshua ben Chaya Atara

- Bde: Petira of Mrs. Baila Mandel z"l, Mother of R' Mike Mandel shlita The levaya at Chapel off 7th st 11:15am

- Lakewood planning board denies yeshivas Chemdas HaTorah application that will add 500 cars to Cross st and James faa reports 

after the developer's attorney John Doyle stated he could not answer whether or not he agrees with the Board, and also that he could not answer whether or not the property is currently owned - and will remain owned - by Yeshiva Chemdas Hatorah, and also whether or not the Yeshiva is fully accredited, the Board voted to deny the application, stating they are confident this denial is fully supported by the record and is a separate issue which is not in violation of Judge Hodgson's ruling that the planned educational campus was deemed "a complete application." Faa 

Giyus: Protests  will take place today by the Peleg faction against the drafting of yeshiva bochurim and incarceration of some who defied draft orders.

-The Lakewood Board of Education unanimously rejected a proposed $307.3 million budget for the 2025-2026 school year that would have included job cuts, school closings and a request for a $130 million state loan. 

It would have brought that average tax bill for school funding to $3,725.56.an increase of $200 per home. That does not include taxes from the township, fire district and Ocean County that have yet to be set.

The State Monitor Louise Davis called the budget’s reliance on such a large new loan “irresponsible” and hinted that she might have rejected the budget if it had been approved.

-Elon Musk tells Sean Hannity on the increasing number of terrorist acts against Tesla dealerships and owners and about the ongoing death threats against him. "I always thought that Democrats were supposed to be the party of empathy and caring, and yet they are burning down cars, firebombing dealerships.”

So what do the JFK Files tell us so far?

- JFK called Joe Biden a Traitor

- CIA orchestrated the entire assassination

- Links to Mossad & Israel

- Ties to the Khazarian Mafia?

- Gary Underhill was murdered after revealing it was a CIA operation

An important letter from Rabbi Yaakov Bender about boys collecting on Purim for extravagant prizes, from organizations they know little to nothing about.

Dear Parents,

 

I hope that your Purim went well.

 Every Purim, many children of all stripes and ages come to our home. The boys are often collecting for some cause or another, and I am more than happy to give them $5 or $10 each, aside from some of the major campaigns. In years past, I have always encouraged the

Israel At War Wed March 19

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GAZA WAR UPDATE:

-PM Netanyahu gives US Sen John Fetterman of PA a  silver pager as a gift thanking him for his strong support for the State of Israel. Senator Fetterman is visiting Israel

- The IDF plans to evacuate all residents of the Gaza Strip to a newly established humanitarian zone designed for an extended stay. This zone will be clearly demarcated, and individuals entering it will undergo checks to ensure they are not affiliated with terrorist activities. It is mandatory for everyone to evacuate this time. Anyone who remains outside the humanitarian zone will be considered a terrorist and will be treated accordingly. This program is backed by the United States.

 -The IDF attacked a Hamas military site in the northern Gaza Strip, where preparations were detected for firing into Israeli territory. In addition, naval forces attacked several vessels in the coastal area of ​​the Gaza Strip, which were intended to carry out terrorist acts by Hamas and Islamic Jihad.

- Massive IDF strikes east of Rafah, Southern Gaza

- IDF Spokesperson: IDF did not attack any UN compound in Deir El Balah after Gaza claims a foreign UN worker was killed in an Israeli attack, and four other workers were injured

-With the approval of the Israeli government, two planes full of Gazans will depart from Ramon Airport for Romania and Italy. 

Germany’s Foreign Minister says that Israel’s renewed airstrikes on Gaza “are shattering the tangible hopes of so many Israelis and Palestinians of an end to suffering on all sides.”

Roshei Yeshiva Speak Out Against Eretz Hakodesh/WZO

Rav Aharon Feldman, Rosh Yeshiva of Ner Yisroel in Baltimore, explains why it is unequivocally forbidden to vote for Eretz Hakodesh in the upcoming World Zionist Organization (WZO) elections.

Rav Boruch Hirschfeld shlita retracts from initially supporting Eretz Hakodesh after speaking with 2 prominent roshei yeshiva see videos below

Rav Baruch Hirschfeld, Rosh Kollel from Cleveland, OH issued a retraction of his previous support for Eretz Hakodesh/WZO. He says that his previous support was based on seeing a video of Rav Chaim Kanievsky supposedly supporting Eretz Hakodesh but after further discussions with other talmidei chachamim he has since retracted his support and ask for that to be publicized.

Oif Simchas Tuesday 19 Adar

Chasunas:

Weiss  - Weber Cedar Palace

Taplin  - Ehrman Ne'emas Hachaim 

Zytman - Schonbrun  Kesser Moshe Yehuda 

Glieberman  - Lazersohn Ateres Reva 

Allison - Lang Bais Faiga 

Berkowitz - Morgeenstern Ateres Chaim Elazar 

Goldenberg  -Altusky Fountain Ballroom 

Tuesday March 18 News Updates Lakewood

Weather:  59° Abundant sunshine

- The JFK FILES have been released S promised by President Trump. 80,000 pages view archive link HERE

accordance with President Donald Trump’s directive of March 17, 2025, all records previously withheld for classification that are part of the President John F. Kennedy Assassination Records Collection are released.

Newly released JFK files show that the CIA was involved in his assassination.

No mention of Israel involvement at all as has been suspected by some over the years.

U.S. agencies were monitoring Oswald before the assassination, with potential links to Cuba & the USSR

- Mishpacha article on initiative to close age gap and have girls wait a year to start shidduchim

"Approximately 20 Bais Yaakov high schools, some in Lakewood, some out-of-town, were asked to research how many of their alumnae remained single with each year out of school. The responses revealed dismal numbers with frightening percentages of girls remaining single into their thirties......

At this point, Rav Brudny adds a consideration. “There is wisdom in waiting a year,” he says. “Do you know how many horror stories there are that result from girls getting married young? They need time after seminary to figure themselves out. This year can be very beneficial simply for that reason.”........

 A few days later, Rav Moshe Hillel issued his directive: Closing the age gap is critical, and it must come from two angles. The bochurim are to begin their term in Eretz Yisrael earlier, and the girls are to begin dating later. More

- Trump: My phone conversation today with President Putin of Russia was a very good and productive one. We agreed to an immediate Ceasefire on all Energy and Infrastructure, with an understanding that we will be working quickly to have a Complete Ceasefire and, ultimately, an END to this very horrible War between Russia and Ukraine. This War would have never started if I were President! Many elements of a Contract for Peace were discussed, including the fact that thousands of soldiers are being killed, and both President Putin and President Zelenskyy would like to see it end. That process is now in full force and effect, and we will, hopefully, for the sake of Humanity, get the job done!

- Bde: A 4 month old infant  passed away R"L  after having been left in a car on Fifth Street, between Monmouth and Princeton avenues, according to authorities.

the Ocean County Prosecutor’s Office would be making a statement about the incident later on. 

-Chief Justice John Roberts publicly pushed back against Trump’s demand to impeach Judge James Boasberg, who blocked the deportation of Venezuelan gang members.

Chief Justice Roberts statement: "For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose."

- White House: Putin and Trump shared the view that Iran should never be in a position to destroy Israel.

- A dozen eggs at Kosher West $3.99 for XL

- Giddys/Sugo dairy eatery at toms River Lakewood border will not be open for the public for retail and will transition to a catering event venue as of today. 

-According to Zillow data home prices in Lakewood  are forecast to  go up this May by 1.10%

-Lakewood planning board meeting today watch livestream Here 6 pm see Here Applications for

 Yeshiva Chemdas Hatorah adding 500 cars to James and Cross

 Cheshek Shlomo day care center offf White street

The application for 7 lots at 77 Williams st has been pulled 

-Tehillim: A 70-year-old  pedestrian was struck and  pinned under a school bus at the intersection of Central Avenue and Glen Avenue this morning. on his way back from shul. He reportedly in stable condition please daven for Dov Shimon ban Baila 

- President Trump is calling for James Boasberg, the federal judge overseeing some of the administration's deportation lawsuits, to be impeached.

- Giyus: The Israeli AG is calling on the government to impose personal sanctions against all yeshiva students that did not show up by withholding all government benefits.

- Trump and Putin have been on a call for 2 hours today. The call is still ongoing according to the White House.

- Itamar Ben-Gvir’s right-wing Otzma Yehudit Party announced on Tuesday it was returning to the Israeli government, almost two months after resigning in protest due to the ceasefire with Hamas in Gaza. Thus can have consequences on the draft law as Netanyahu is not as pressured to pass it, leaving the status of yeshiva bochurim in limbo.

- Head of Yereim chapel in Williamsburg penns letter to rabbonim to address the urgent situation of young ppl  in the community taking their own life RL

- NJ hospitals ask parents to ‘identify’ pronouns and  orientations of newborn babies. Inspira Health’s “Orientation and Gender Identity Questionnaire” requires new parents to “identify” their babies as either “Male, Female, Transgender, Gender Queer,” or “Additional gender category.” An Inspira Health representative said the questionnaire is “required by New Jersey law” and noted parents “are permitted to decline to provide this information.”

- Visitors to North Lake Park on North Lake Drive in Lakewood have likely noticed a new addition: large, colorful shade sails now covering the swings overlooking Lake Carasaljo. These eye-catching structures are a rarity in public parks, but Lakewood Township went the extra mile to install them in response to resident feedback that the equipment got too hot during the summer months

and that the sun glare was difficult for kids,” 

- Lakewood Firefighters pulled a woman from a burning apartment Sunday on the fifth floor of a six-story building at Leisure Park, an assisted living facility 1400 Route 70 about 8:15 p.m, The smoke was heavy in the burning apartment where a heater was in flames, Firefighters heard a moan from behind a door and found a woman suffering from smoke inhalation. She was taken to Monmouth Medical Center's Southern Campus in the township where she was listed in stable condition, 

Israel At War Tuesday March 18

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- GAZA WAR UPDATE:

- Israel unofficially sends a message to Hams that for any live hostage that will be killed, Israel will annex parts of Gaza.

- After the return to fighting was kept in high-level IDF secrecy - at 2:10 a.m., the order was given, and the attacks began. The opening strike lasted less than 10 minutes. Senior Hams and Islamic Jihad officials were eliminated within a few minutes, and a total of 80 targets were attacked simultaneously by IDF aircraft.

- IDF: Hamas has recently planned to carry out attacks on our posts in the buffer zone and into Israeli territory.

- Hamas spokesman Abdel Latif al-Qanoa told Qatari Al Arabi: "Witkoff's proposal was on the negotiating table, and we accepted it; Hams' interest was to continue the agreement - but Netanyahu renewed the war. The organization is in contact with the mediators and is acting responsibly and positively regarding the cessation of aggression, and it will continue to hold talks with them."

- Red alerts throughout the Negev and Beersheba (Southern Israel) due to the launch of a ballistic missile from Yemen. It was intercepted bh

- IDF issues evacuation orders for some Gaza areas, as it signals new offensive may expand

 The assessment in Israel is that we managed to eliminate hundreds of terrorists tonight, including significant figures in Hams, and also many who participated in the release of hostages and who were involved in their humiliation."We are at 10% out of 100%," they say this morning in Israel, with 100 being an entry into the Strip with large forces.

If Hams refuses to negotiate - we will get there very soon.”

- Hamas ministry in Gaza updates the numbers: 412 killed and more than 500 wounded so far.

- WSJ: President Trump gave Israel the green light to resume fighting in Gaza after Hams refused to release more hostages. Israel gave the US a warning before the attack began

- Egyptian sources: Israel has informed mediators of its refusal to accept a ceasefire at this stage

-Israeli Security source: “We are returning to negotiations under fire. If Hams wants a ceasefire? Release the hostages”

- With concerns of the families of the hostages to their lives- Israeli security sources: "The number one goal in the renewal of fighting is the return of the hostages. Protecting the lives of the hostages in Gaza is our top priority. 

During all the preparations in recent days and weeks, the Intelligence Branch and the Shin Bet - worked to ensure that the hostages would not be harmed as a result of the renewal of fighting.  Any place where there is even a tiny chance that a hostage would be harmed - we do not attack there; that is the number one consideration. The safety of the hostages - above all."

- Israel decided to close the Rafah crossing - Gazans can not leave for medical treatment anymore.

- Released hostages and the families of those still held captive by Hamas reacted Tuesday to Israel's renewed attacks in Gaza, with many expressing fears as to what the attack will mean for the safety of the hostages and the possibility of bringing them home. "The return to fighting means that The State of Israel decided to give up on the hostages," Udi Goren, whose cousin Tal Haimi's body is still being held by Hamas, told The Jerusalem Post.

- Elimination of senior Hams members so far: 

- Issam Da'alis, a member of Hams' political bureau who, before the outbreak of the war, was considered Hams' prime minister in Gaza 

- Mahmoud Abu Watfa, Director General of Hams’s Interior Ministry 

- Bahjat Abu Sultan, head of Hams’s internal security services 

- Ahmed Omar Al-Hata, director general of Hams’s Justice Ministry

Oif Simchas Monday 18 Adar

Chasunas:

Reichman - Spector Fountain Ballroom

Levi - Stein Kesser Moshe Yehuda

Horovitz - Gelb Ateres Reva

Grossenburg - Glatzer Cedar Palace 

Safrin  - Rotenberg Bais Faiga

Fischer  - Kaszirer Ateres Chaim Elazar 

Lakewood Roshei Yeshiva Speak Out Against Voting in WZO Elections

Messages from: Rav Malkiel Kotler, Rav Yeruchom Olshin and Rav Yisroel Neuman shlita.

Rav Yeruchem Olshin, Rosh Yeshiva of BMG in Lakewood speaks out against Eretz Hakodesh/WZO: "A great rachmonos on anyone who helps them, this is helping reshoim gamurim" "This is Helping Amalek c"v! Rav Aryeh Malkiel Kotler, Rosh Yeshiva of BMG in Lakewood, was asked about voting for Eretz Hakodesh in the World Zionist Organization (WZO) elections. "All the Gedolei Hador of the past, The Chofetz Chaim, Reb Elchonon, the zaidy Reb Aharon, The Chazon Ish, and in later generations Rav Elyashiv, all the Gedolei Hador and the Gedolei Hador of today all say that it's ossur Nothing got better, if anything it got worse." "You're signing to apikorsus"  Rav Yisroel Neuman shlita

Israel Ar War Monday March 17

Israel at war day 528 

Israel resumes Gaza war..

- Israeli reporter: "The complex operation was planned by the Air Force to maximize the elimination of as many terrorists as possible, by surprise, simultaneously.  Israel leaves room for continued negotiations on a deal - at this stage it appears this is an air operation, not a ground operation"

-Report from Gaza:  Hamas Deputy Minister of the Interior has been eliminated.

- There are reports that ground forces are preparing to deploy in Gaza at any moment.

-Apparently Hamas threatened to attack IDF soldiers and Israeli civilian communities prior to Israel’s decision to renew fighting in Gaza.  Channel 14 reports that the fighting is not a one-off affair.  It may last for weeks.  

- Senior Hamas political and Military terrorists killed in targeted strikes 

- The IDF estimates that Hamas does not have the capacity to launch heavy barrages of rockets, but is still preparing for renewed rocket fire, and in recent days the Iron Dome system has been put on full alert. (Noam Amir - Channel 14)

-According to Axios, Israel notified the Trump Administration prior to the wave of airstrikes tonight on the Gaza Strip, while briefing them on their objectives for a resumption in fighting.

-Message from Israeli Defense Minister Yisrael Katz: "Tonight we returned to fighting in Gaza due to Hams' refusal to release the hostages and threats to harm IDF soldiers and Israeli communities. If Hamas does not release all the hostages, the gates of hell will open in Gaza, and Hamas murderers and rapists will meet the IDF with forces they have never known before.

We will not stop fighting until all the hostages return home and all the war goals are achieved."

-Initial reports of 100+ killed so far in Gaza - including many senior Hamas leaders

- Tonight GAZA WAR RESUMES

Prime Minister Netanyahu: "We have instructed the IDF to act forcefully against Hams - the IDF is currently attacking targets throughout the entire Gaza Strip."

- US Department of Defense: 3 US aircraft carriers are going to the Middle East.

- A urgent security consultation was held with the Israeli Prime Ministers in the Department of Defense in Tel Aviv, with the participation of all heads of the security system. Military censorship allowed the publication that Israel had identified an unusual event in the Gaza Strip that indicates that Hamas is organizing for another attack on Israel.

-The U.S. 5th Fleet has now entered a phase of “sustained combat operations” within CENTCOM’s area of responsibility.

- Sky News in Arabic: "White House agrees to Egyptian plan for Gaza reconstruction, on a condition that Hams will be removed and fully disarmed. The Trump administration statement is expected soon.”

- President Trump threatens Iran: It will be held responsible for any Houthi firing; the consequences will be severe. Iran pretended to be the "innocent victim" of rogue terrorists over whom they had lost control - but they are not

- IDF Jerusalem Brigade's Special Operations Command eliminates three terrorists in Gaza who are planting an IED in the perimeter

- The escalation between Hezbollah and the new Syrian regime is at a new stage now. Lebanese President: What is happening on the eastern and northeastern borders cannot continue, and we will not allow it to continue. I have instructed the Lebanese Army to return fire at the sources of fire in Syria.Now, it is officially a conflict between the Lebanese Army and the Syrian Army.

- Syrian report: Israeli forces advance into the villages of Zubaydah and Majduliya in the central rural area of Quneitra

-Houthi military sources told the Lebanese newspaper Al-Akhbar this morning: "Sanaa's military preparations for confrontation with American and Israeli aggression are now much greater; the Houthis have many surprises at sea and in the air."

Monday March 17 News Updates Lakewood

Weather: 57° Rain ending this morning. Remaining cloudy. Chance of rain 100%. Rainfall around a quarter of an inch

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- B"H the surgery on the Vizhnitzer Rebbe of Bnei Brak, Rav Yisroel Hager, shlita was successful. Xontinue davening for yisroel ben Esther Leah.

- Gaza war resumes IDF striking targets all across Gaza tonight.

Trump: Hunter Biden has had Secret Service protection for an extended period of time, all paid for by the United States Taxpayer. There are as many as 18 people on this Detail, which is ridiculous! He is currently vacationing in, of all places, South Africa, where the Human Rights of people has been strenuously questioned. Because of this, South Africa has been taken off our list of Countries receiving Economic and Financial Assistance. Please be advised that, effective immediately, Hunter Biden will no longer receive Secret Service protection. Likewise, Ashley Biden who has 13 agents will be taken off the list.

- Former New Jersey Senate President & 2025 Democratic candidate for governor Steve Sweeney, is calling for the legalization of home-grown marijuana for medical patients.(SSchor)

-President Trump announces that the JFK Files will be released tomorrow: "People have been waiting for decades for this."

-Senator Chuck Schumer has now cancelled his upcoming book tour on the topic of Anti-Semitism, after intense backlash from his own party after caving to Trump on the spending bill.

- Tefillos for the Vizhnitzer Rebbe R' Srultche shlita of Bnei Brak who is undergoing a surgical procedure in California today at 11:30 AM EST name is Yisroel ben Leah Esther

- Pesach Shopping Kol Mevaser interview with lubicom marketing, that prices will be similar to last season while retailers are expecting consumers to buy up as it will be a 3 day yom tov followed by a 4 day chol hamoed. There's several new products on the market. For Passover 2025, Manischewitz is introducing new frozen gluten-free products like knishes and matzo balls, along with a new branding on traditional products,

-United airlines resumes flights to Israel from Newark airport

- New Jersey education officials have blocked the reappointment of Lakewood school district board attorney who has been paid more than $6 million by the district over the past seven years

- Trump: “Eggs are way down from their peak. Gas prices are coming down. Oil is down to $65/barrel, it was $82/barrel when I took office and when energy comes down, prices for everything else come down. "We're setting a good table."

- Giyus:  A yeshiva bochur was arrested a d sentenced for 14 days after he was pulled over for a traffic stop. He followed his rebbeim to not show up to the IDF induction center. Protests are planned for today in Yerushalayim 

- Lakewood planing board meeting tomorrow, on the agenda Yeshiva Chemdas HaTorah educational campus adding 500 cars to Cross st and James st. 

Kollel Cheshek Shlomo New daycare building 68 White st.

 Cong Meshech Chochma create 7 lots of 77 Williams st.

- Netanyahu fires head of Shin Bet "Due to ongoing distrust, the Prime Minister must have full confidence in the head of the Shin Bet. Still, unfortunately, the situation is the opposite - I do not have such confidence." Leftist organizations plan protests.

- Trump: The "Pardons" that Sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs, and many others, are hereby declared VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT, because of the fact that they were done by Autopen. In other words, Joe Biden did not sign them but, more importantly, he did not know anything about them! The necessary Pardoning Documents were not explained to, or approved by, Biden. He knew nothing about them, and the people that did may have committed a crime. Therefore, those on the Unselect Committee, who destroyed and deleted ALL evidence obtained during their two year Witch Hunt of me, and many other innocent people, should fully understand that they are subject to investigation at the highest level. The fact is, they were probably responsible for the Documents that were signed on their behalf without the knowledge or consent of the Worst President in the History of our Country, Crooked Joe Biden!

 

-Kashrus alert: Smirnoff  dark roasted espresso inused with natural flavors is not cholov yisroel 

- A French Parliament member is demanding that the U.S. return the Statue of Liberty, claiming that America has lost its way and no longer stands for what the iconic sculpture represents.

Oif Simchas Sunday 17 Adar

Weather: 53° Showers and thundershowers this evening will give way to steady rain overnight. Potential for heavy rainfall. Low  Winds 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 100%.

Chasunas

Wolfson - Deutsch Ateres Chaim Elazar 

Almaliach  - Shashua Kesser Moshe Yehuda 

Delman - Pinter Fountain Ballroom 

Radner -  Godfrey N’eemas Hachaim

Sunday March 16 News Updates Lakewood

 Weather:  63° Mostly cloudy skies with a few showers this afternoon. Chance of rain 30%. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.

-Trump: We are actively monitoring the severe tornadoes and storms that have impacted many States across the South and Midwest — 36 innocent lives have been lost, and many more devastated. The National Guard have been deployed to Arkansas, and my Administration is ready to assist State and Local Officials, as they help their communities to try and recover from the damage. Please join Melania and me in praying for everyone impacted by these terrible storms

- Assemblyman Avi Schnall called to ban electric scooters. Following a accident earlier today. Interestingly there's been no newsflash about the monthly 500 car accidents in Lakewood sending tens of people to hospital daily with broken bones. T

- Minhag Yeahiva BMG to say tachnun today even though it's Purim D"Mukafin in EY and they are eating seudas Purim.

- Purim in Yerushalayim today heavy traffic reported getting into the city. Reports of some police activity in the bais Yisroel neighborhood due to parry with revelers that got out of control.

שלשים יום קודם החג

Stores roll out Pesach products as shopping for yom tov begins. XL eggs on sale @Nutmeg $4.49

- Schools and yeshivos off today, local meighborhood shuls host yeshivas Mordechai hatzadik learning programs 

- Trump: The person who was the real President during the Biden years was the person who controlled the Autopen!

- MDY daf yomi opening a heshiva6in EY for bochurim to learn the daf B"iyun

- BDE: Petirah of Rav Eliyihu Shain ZTL at age 99 originally from Brooklyn/EY levaya in Lakewood this morning with kevurah in EY. His wife worked for many years in Bais Yaakov of Boro Park. Daughter Mrs. Chaya Rivka Rabinowitz (wife of Reb Mendel Z”L), Mrs. Gnesha Tauber, R’ Shimon Shain, Mrs. Miriam Bender (wife of R’ Paltiel), Mrs. Penina Lewanoni (wife of R’ Avrhom Moshe), Rebbetzin Chana Rochel Platnick (wife of R’ Meir), R’ Yisroel Meir Shain (Monsey), and Mrs. Shulamis Klang (Kiryat Sefer).

Israel At War Sunday March 17

 Israel at war day 527

-US forces are launching another attack on the Houthis in Yemen.

- Yemen’s Houthi forces announced they launched 18 ballistic and cruise missiles, along with a drone, at the USS Harry Truman in retaliation for US airstrikes on Yemen. Us says 12 missles we're intercepted.

- Witkoff to CNN: "Hamas' proposal is a NON-STARTER, it is simply unacceptable. What is happening with the Houthis in Yemen shows where we stand against terrorist organizations - I recommend that Hams start taking the situation seriously."

יתקע בשופר והלך בסערות תימן.... 

- Israel’s air defenses are on high alert tonight for a possible Houthi missile attack in response to the US military assault on Yemen.

-Senior Houthi official to Qatari Al Arabi channel: "The response to American aggression will be painful and deterrent. This is an unjustified attack and a violation of our sovereignty. The US will not achieve any goal from its aggression, and the resistance will continue until its last breath. The Trump administration is trying to take revenge on Tehran by claiming that Sanaa is an Iranian protectorate; our decision is independent."

IDF kills 9 Hamas terroristsin Gaza: Oct. 7 terrorist and others ‘operating under guise of journalists’ killed in Gaza over shabbos in Beit Lahiya strike

- IRGC Commander Hossein Salami threatens the US that: ‘Tehran will respond firmly and destructively to any enemy that carries out its threats.” He also disavows the Houtis: “They make their own operational and strategic decisions

- Amit Segal: Israeli officials tell me that negotiations with Hams have hit a wall due to extreme gaps between the position of Israel and the US and the position of Hams.

- Trumps threat to Lebanon: The Saudi "Al-Hadath" channel reported that the Trump administration wants immediate results in Lebanon in a "very short" timeframe and will encourage IDF military action if the desired outcome is not achieved soon.

- IDF confirms it attacked Lebanon: "We attacked and eliminated two Hezbollah terrorists who were observation operatives and were directing terrorist operations in the Yatra area and the Mis al-Jabal area in southern Lebanon

Motzei shabbos Shushan Purim

                      פורים משולש  דמוקפין תשפ"ה

Weather advisory  for Ocean county:

Patchy fog across New Jersey will reduce visibilities down to 1 mile or less. There will also be locally dense fog that will reduce visibility down to 1/4 mile or less.

If driving, slow down, use your headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.

-Tonight marks the third Yahrtzeit of Hagaon Reb Chaim Kanievsky Zatzal.

- Purim Recap: Purim  in Lakewood unlike the usual there was almost no traffic on Friday, as people started their seudas early lots of shuls had a festive kabolas shabbos  and some late minyanim maariv for those who were פורס מפה ומקדש

Erev shabbos bochurim were seen hitching back home an hour to shabbos.

 Reports indicate over 15 million was given out the Lakewood area over Purim. Purim night in BMG thousands gathered for the annual purim Tish  with the Roshei Yeahiva. Both Rav Malkiel Kotler shlita and Rav Yeruchom Olshin shlita spoke strongly about the power of עמלק ofbtoday and refrenced the WZO elections speaking strongly against those that are voting.

- Melava Malka Mesivta of Eatentown with Joey Newcomb 1300 New Hampshire  ave

-Skulen Tish Melava Malka 10:45pm

-Melava Malka Bais Faiga/Oorah music

- Under President Trump's orders, the U.S Navy's Harry S. Truman Carrier Strike Group carried out attacks on Houthi targets in Sanaa, the capital of Yemen. The strikes targeted the Houthis' drones, air defenses, and missiles to free up Red Sea shipping lanes.

News Over shabbos 

- The US begins extensive strikes against the Houthi terrorist regime in Yemen

- The negotiations on Gaza with Hamas are reportedly deadlocked

 - Trump tells Lebanon that Hezbollah must be disarmed or the IDF will resume broad military operations in the country

- Trump: Today the fugitive leader of ISIS in Iraq was killed. He was relentlessly hunted down by our intrepid warfighters. His miserable life was terminated, along with another member of ISIS, in coordination with the Iraqi Government and the Kurdish Regional Government. PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH!

-Trump: Today, I have ordered the United States Military to launch decisive and powerful Military action against the Houthi terrorists in Yemen. They have waged an unrelenting campaign of piracy, violence, and terrorism against American, and other, ships, aircraft, and drones.

Zmanim פורים עש"ק פר' כי תשא

 Friday, March 14, 2025 / י״ד אדר תשפ״ה

ערב שבת פרשת כי תשא פורים

שבת שושן פורים

-Chatzos 1:06 pm

-Candle lighting 6:44 pm

 shkia/Sunset 7:02pm

- Reminder empty  pockets from money before shabbos

Weather shabbos 52°Showers in the morning, then cloudy in the afternoon. Chance of rain 30%.

Stores Friday-Purim Day:

Npgs-  open until 12:00 pm

Aisle 9 Lakewood 6:00 pm

Aisle 9 Jackson will be open until 1:45 pm

Kosher Village  4:00 pm

Kosher West  4:30 pm

Evergreen 5:45 pm

Super Stop  5:30 pm

Purim 5785 News Briefs Lakewood

Make Purim Fun  Again

(כל המועדים עתידין ליבטל וימי הפורים אינן בטלים לעולם (ילקוט שמעוני, משלי, רמז תתקמד

By Achash virus & Vash tee Hent

- Purim feast at the White House

Achashveirosh and Trump both want to rule the world: Trump from Greenland to Panama and China.  Zelensky gets kicked out after JD Vance points at him

- Trump reaches out to local Lakewood Bais Din to undo yichus of Chuck Schumer after he called him a Plishti 

- Big Brother:

Hatzolah/ Nefashos LCSW Chaveirim chavivim shomrim LPD Vaad TLS  watsapp statuses issue joint statement to the community:

"This Purim don't drink and drive, pull over to the side"

New service ואכלת בדרך

Full oil change and tire rotation before you get to yeshiva while sitting on the 9. Free complimentary fleishig meal  with a ice coffee as for when you arrive after 6 hours

Technology warning

TAG beepers won't explode if you don’t take them into shul. Be careful though, if your phone is on during davening; it might do a Hezbollah!

New Nusach at Bris

Babies are now born with mesivta acceptance letters in hand. By the bris, they say: "Keshem she'nichnas, ken yikones le-mesivta ploni!"

From the grapvine

"They want the Girls should wait a year to start shidduchim.” A whole year! What are they supposed to do — marinate? Actually, some askanim had a great idea — “Let the girls dip in perfume like Queen Esther did for twelve months!” Yeah, because that totally solves the crisis. “Sorry she’s not engaged, but wow, does she smell like Gan Eden.”

DOKE

Adirei opening Department of Kollel Efficiency (DOKE) requires all yungeleit to submit a list of 5 things they learned last week. Responses may be submitted via the LSTA portal.

Trump attempts שלום עלינו

After tackling Russia Ukraine and Hamas Trump sets his sights on bringing peace to Satmar, Bobov, and Ponovezh. Though the chances are slim

Fixing Lakewood infrastructure:

Trump offers to clear everyone out of Lakewood and turn it into a parking lot. It worked in Gaza why not try it by shipping everyone out to Brooklyn they will come back to a beautiful town with enough parking and a renamed Lake Carasaljo to Lake of Adirei Hatorah

Another  cholent spot

Theres not enough cholent places so another one is coming to Lakewood: importing the Deitch cholent from Yerushalayim to Lakewood.

A kloynimus Felderstein remarked not only will we get the Avir of Eretz Yisroel  but also the gas.

Ahead of their Time

Lakewood township committee is the first local government to go remote in 2025 ahead of time in case a new pandemic hits. They've been forward thinking for the last 5 years. 

Jet setting for the shidduch crisis

Rabonim flying around in private jets to discuss climate change's effect on shidduchim. Freezing cold buchurim in BMG don't get to date for the first 3 months they noticed. The next trip is too Greenland to see if cold litvaks are a match for chasidim.

Reform Rabbanit keeps Matzah Prices down

No eggs in shmurah matzah this year, says the Reform rabbi as they try to keep it affordable for the spouses who keep kosher. They will have a full line of soughrdough or wole chometz bread.

No Ishur needed for Whitehouse 

After successful door knocks by Zelensky and Netanyahu, the meshulachim now head to the White House for handouts.

Lakewood voted Most Gullible Town

Politicians offering free houses to Lakewood residents after noticing the successful election campaigns  that promises dont have to be kept politicians can now promise the world knowing that Lakewood voters will turnout to the polls look what the  free tuition did.   they will promise it again and again until the kids  grow up.

Quoteble quotes: Rebbe says, "You won’t take even a penny with you to Olam Ha'Emes."

The talmid responds, "Yes, because Trump stopped making them!"

Headlines

- Venohapoch Hu: Rosh Mossad begs WhatsApp Admin to let him into the group.

- Girls who wait a year for shidduchim will get 6 month in shemen hamor and 6 month free 24/6

- Bigson and Seresh get caught trying to decode new Lakewood Hatzolah Radio frequency 

- Toms River resident stored his medicine at his litvak neighbor "it says to keep it in a cold place"

-Yo mama... if she lived as long as Mesushelach, she still wouldn’t have finished visiting all the restaurants in Lakewood!

-Youngerman tells cashier at supermarket כתבוני לדורות

- Politicians tell askanim seeking office, public office is not as lucrative as it used to be, there's just too many cameras around.

- Young Toms River Baalabatim devastated after they flew private and no one found out about it

- Kanoim suspected with planting lice infestation at long shaitel stores, bugging smart phones

- Influencer gives up instagram after asifa and joins TikTok instead

- A kosher Marijuana restaurant is opening in Toms River it will be called am yisrael high, Pot yisrael under the high K

- Mishpacha magazine puts vashti on the front cover without a tail feminist outraged

More news 

Ģuiness record

Guinness World Record for staying fleishigs: A Lakewood food critic has the Guinness World Record for staying fleishigs for 15 years. Between new restaurants, Shabbos, and siyumim, he never went 6 hours without eating meat. When asked if he misses a good slice of pizza, he said, "I eat meat pizza all the time!"

-Trump seeks Lakewood committee advice how to stay in power as he looks forward to 2028

-Bittul Yisrael services offered

To keep up with the current times a new service is now available by a board of rabbis  for all things Bittul from chometz to kiddushin  from kohen to yisroel and everything in between for the right price you can undo your status or identity. New for this year Bishul Yisroel  blowtorch kashering shul offices  with shearis hashgacha

Motetzes members new signature 

- Moetzes Hachachomim issues new policy:

following several public relations scandals a new  signature  system was enacted. We will now require 3 signatures upfront, one for the initial letter, another for the retraction and the 3rd for the retraction of the retraction. new for this year the chachamim will have an option to sign with invisible ink so they can sign without facing consequences 

Old Lakewood museum 

Museum opening showcasing  Lakewood of old 

A new museum will be opening in Lakewood showing what life used to be like last year among the items featured will be a pair of both mens and ladies socks, payos behind the ears, pants with pleats,  regular size pants, shirts with pockets, white shirts, a live magid shiur with a beard, gefilta fish, a gvir who worked hard for his money, and a litvak.

 - New fleishig restaurant opening in Lakewood "Noisar"

This restaurant promises to offer something unique to the sophisticated  Lakewood/Toms River palette that is tired of high end steaks. The Noissar menu will feature the favorite Sunday night leftovers that bubbly and mom would serve back in the day, bringing a nostalgic feel to today's fast food era. The Thursday night leftovers will also be from the previous shabbos. The freshest leftovers will be available on Sunday.

From FJJ Purim edition 

THINKING OF MOVING TO TOMS RIVER, MIAMI BEACH?

Check the boxes below see if you are eligible! Are you ready???????

1. hi top shtreimel with colorful bek with light shadow

for a beard

2. nursing home guy, no sox, top 2 buttons of shirt unbut toned, tapered pants 4 inches off the ankle

3. a drop otd with frum kids

4. drive Teslas

5. do Stefansky with free Artscroll

6. make large vachnachts even if you had a girl

7. cash advance guy

Executive Orders – Purim Edition

 🦅🇺🇸 Executive Orders – Purim Edition 🇺🇸🦅

By Order of President Donald Y. Trump 

"My fellow Yidden, it's the most fabulous Purim ever — maybe the best Purim in history, everybody's saying it. And I’m signing some tremendous executive orders. Believe me, no one makes Purim great like me. Not even Achashverosh. He didn’t even rule Chinaa  or have frum einiklach.

📜 Executive Order #1: Adirei Access for All
No more exclusive VIP fundraising dinners. All yungerleit must be invited. We’re making Torah great for everyone. No velvet ropes in the olam haTorah!

📜 Executive Order #2: Universal Yeshiva Acceptance
Every boy must be accepted to a yeshiva — no exceptions. Failure to comply? The menahel gets deported. We’ll send him to Toms River.

📜 Executive Order #3: Rabbonim Cannot Endorse Democrats
It is hereby illegal for Rabbonim to pressure people to vote for liberal politicians. This is a free country —well, not Free tuition

📜 Executive Order #4: Make Shuls Friendly Again
No talking in shul bans are canceled. Gabbaim are hereby instructed to smile, offer a candy, and chill out. Let people whisper about the Rabbis speech— it’s therapeutic.

📜 Executive Order #5: Milchig-Fleishig status Rule
All Fleishig Restaurant Reviewers must wait six hours after a milchig slice before rating ribs. No more cheesy opinions about brisket or Chulen or however they say it Choont

📜 Executive Order #6: Hitchhiker Protection Act
Anyone who refuses to pick up a bochur hitching on Route 9 will have their driver’s license revoked. Even Teslas must slow down for yeshiva boys.The Genisis guys don't pick up,bad middos.

📜 Executive Order #7: Anonymity is Over
All anonymous askanim must be unmasked. The files will be released — names, photos, favorite kugel recipes. No more mystery men pulling strings from dark leil shishi cholent spots.

📜 Executive Order #8: Sourdough is a Mitzvah
At least one Lechem Mishnah must be sourdough. It’s time to elevate the Shabbos table. Bonus: it pairs nicely with Trump-brand hummus (now in gold tubs).

📜 Executive Order #9: Matanos L’Evyonim & Shalach Manos Rules
You’re yoitze with two eggs, but not if they came from a WIC box. Sorry take that up with Ivanka she's not a bas talmid chochom

📜 Executive Order #10: Publications With Nashim Must Include Melania
Any frum magazine that prints women’s pictures must include Melania. She’ll be tznius. She’s wearing a black hat and a sheitel — and she looks fantastic.

📜 Executive Order #11: Tariffs on Out-of-Towners
Effective immediately, any resident from Jackson, Toms River, or Howell who uses Lakewood for its superior schools, restaurants, or even endures our infamous traffic, and then dashes back to their cushy home, will face special tariffs. Usage Fee: If you benefit from Lakewood’s communal excellence, you must contribute accordingly.
Fair Share: It’s only fair that those who take advantage of our community’s strengths help keep Lakewood great!

📜 Executive Order #12: Standardized Interview Language
Effective immediately, all media interviews—whether for community events, shidduch updates, or national headlines—must be conducted in clear, standard English. "My fellow Yidden, clarity and respect are the foundation of great communication—and we simply won't have any interviews where the language is a confusing mix of tunabeigeled or Yinglish Yeshivish. It's time to ensure that all interviews are conducted in proper, clear English, so that no Litvkas ever feel spoken down to!"


✨ Conclusion:
This Purim, we’re bringing back common sense, kavod hatorah, and good herring. We’re gonna Make Shushan Great Again.

Signed,
President Donald Y. Trumpstein

Israel At War Thurs March 13

Israel at war day 524

- Witkoff said to present Israel, Hamas with new proposal to extend Gaza ceasefire outline said to stipulate release of five living hostages and return bodies of nine slain hostages on first day of truce extension