Residents not worried about snow Township Plows will finally get it done right.

After complaining about the poor plowing performance of the dpw this time they are confident to clean the snow quickly down to the blacktop. The roads will be spotless like shoeshine habeera. First off the plowers will drive backwards thus adding more thrust and surprising the snow it will move it to the sides much faster that way. As the township runs low on salt they will spread sugar taken from all the Purim sweets given to the employees. Watch how quickly it will melt the snow. Residents will leave their cars and ride their horses making it easier for the trucks to plow. Deputy mayor Miller vowed to ride along in every truck, his tough hands on approach will prove why he should be mayor again. Finally many will be adding snow balls to their shalach manos theme, depleting the accumulating snow before it hits the ground.