Monday, December 14, 2015

Satmar to build kehila in Lakewood

Adding on to the other Chasidisher kehillos that are flocking to Lakewood. due to its affordable real estate prices (compared to Brooklyn) The Satmar Rebbe Rav Zalman's faction announced the construction of two affordable communities in Bloomingburg, NY and in Lakewood, NJ. Details of both projects will be forthcoming.

27 comments:

  1. Menoragate continues
    http://www.my9nj.com/chasing-news/57403240-story

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  2. No. They are moving here because real estate owners and developers are begging them to come. All at our expense. Our taxes will only go up with all the new resources needed to accommodate these wonderful families. While we should be proud to have Satmar families move to our town. We should not be building new homes to accommodate them in order for a developer to make money, while we will pay for it as long as we live here. The homes will be undervalued since they will be outside the central area, and there tax bills will never cover the costs they will incur.

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    1. Well said

      So who is at fault for this reality?

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    2. Well said
      But since most of the tzibbur are in it for themselves...

      Who's to blame?
      Oseh ma'aseh zimri,v'noteh schar k'pinchas

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  3. It's off Cross St., here's the full sales brochure from asher brodt at imperial: https://t.co/aaTQdUvjUz
    http://www.imperialnj.com/properties/rockwell-place/
    https://twitter.com/Satmar_Lakewood
    Looks like they've been marketing it to them for over two years already

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  4. Good points Hershkowitz. There are other issues as well, but you do point out some of them.
    Keep focusing on the real issues without being bitter. Without trying to find the bad in our beautiful kehila. Without trying to change things that cant be changed by you. And you will be a happier man. And so will we zeeskite.

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    1. Santa damn it! I AM NOT BITTER! GOT IT? RIGHT NOW I AM STUCK AT A MECHANIC BECAUSE MY CAR BROKE DOWN! and I am not bitter about that either. I really have no way to give you proof of my tastiness. So you are gonna have to trust me on this.

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    2. Harold, you are the most bitter person out there. As much as you say you aren't, it shows through every comment you make. You are always looking for the negative and looking to make issues over silliness such as your stupid menorah issue. Great job making it into a national story and making something out of nothing. You used to really sound like you were out there for everyone's good and had good intentions but now it shows that you are just bitter and up to no good

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    3. Are all whistle blowers bitter?!

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  5. The Romanians and Hungarians are coming bh

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  6. Satmar, belz, come one come all.
    Let's turn this into a monsey.

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    1. Well said!!
      What's coming? The politicos and anskonim will be bound to cater to their blocs..

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  7. The Syrians are coming too.

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  8. Soon the russians will ne coming too. Thanx too putin

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  9. Now this will force the Aroinim to open a kehila double the size in Lakewood.

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  10. so satmar is coming b/c everyone in lkwd can afford a house ???? such affordable housing!! who r we kidding??????

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  11. our own lkwd families here cannot afford housing! why r they coming and here for affordable housing ????

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  12. Lakewood youngeleit moving to new large development in Monroe, NY
    *Communicated*
    Rising home sales, sky rocketing property taxes, sitting in traffic on rt 9, mass immigration of New Yorkers, not getting your kids into school, cold climate, these are some of the factors that have young couples looking for a more affordable and suburban lifestyle. Heimisha real estate agents held seminars in Lakewood showcasing the new lucrative development in Monroe. First phase will consist of 100 units. 70 families already signed up. Many community agencies from Monroe and NYS were on hand to offer help with the transition. Representatives from HUD discussed the legalities of transferring section 8 vouchers over state lines. Due to Obamacare restrictions children will have to remain with their current NJ, pediatrician. Askanim arranged for Monroe bus service to run a weekly shuttle to Lakewood. Time spent traveling will be deducted in lieu of what they would've normally wait at the doctors office. In keeping in line with the minhag hamakom that women dont drive, women were given information regarding transportation along with numbers of the local car services. They will have to forfeit their driving privileges and surrender their drivers license within 3 months of the move. They will be allowed to drive for that short time but only with a blue license plate.The plans are to eventually open a yiddish speaking cheder for english speaking parents. But for now the local BOE will hire bi lingual shadows for all the kinderlach as they get used to their new surroundings in a yiddish speaking satmar school. For the parents there was a special class given for the inevitable culture shock they will experience as they try blending in with the chassidisher olam. They were shown pictures of various levush which will help them differentiate between a zalony and a Arony. They were given a dictionary for the basic useful words needed to get around such as strukes, shpitzelech, and litvikes.
    The newly built homes will come with 3 rent-able basements a built in room for a playgroup and a study with seforim shranks. There will not be an Eruv in order to accommodate the yeshivaleit. For a Mikva they will have to go to the neighboring development. The developer promised to build a Otzar Haseforim. Efforts are underway for the local grocery to carry some English speaking Torah newspapers but on the request of the locals it will be covered to accommodate the sensitivities of the heimishe Olam. Lakewood radio station kol Beramah can also be picked up on a local station.
    The youngeleit went to visit the Satmar Rebbe and he gave his bracha to the new shechuna he quipped now we can add the title Ihr Hatorah to Monroe.

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    1. This should be printed up and dropped around

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    2. The story of America. We poured our blood to build up
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      Boro Park,
      Monsey,


      Baltimore,



      Lakewood
      And then they come in as a bloc and...

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    3. Oy ess iz goot!!!

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  13. Maybe Lakewooders should move out to Monroe?

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  14. you jerks complaining sound like the goyim in jackson, and these are our own brethren......

    its called not in my backyard syndrome.

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    1. It's no shaychus. We need affordable housing we have no room satmar had other options.

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  15. read the comments
    http://www.imamother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=284671&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=lakewood&start=0

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  16. Great now everyone can sell their house for $500,000 and move to Cleveland and buy a home for $120,000 taxes $700 a year or move to Wisconsin smae price and free Voucher Tuition

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